I'm sorry Copywriters
(Not really)
I'm sorry Copywriters
(Not really)
I'm sorry Copywriters
(Not really)
I'm sorry Copywriters
(Not really)
I'm sorry Copywriters
(Not really)
Finish 30 days of work in 30 minutes with Furion,
I'm talking ads, vsls, and your entire f*cking funnel.
Finish 30 days of work in 30 minutes with Furion, I'm talking ads, vsls, and your entire f*cking funnel.
VSL's
Offers
Ads
Pages
Order Bumps
Upsells
Social Media Content
GUIDED FLOW
GUIDED FLOW
Let Furion Help You Create Genius Copy, Even If You're Dumb As F*ck
Let Furion Help You Create Genius Copy, Even If You're Dumb As F*ck
Let Furion Help You Create Genius Copy, Even If You're Dumb As F*ck
FREE FLOW
FREE FLOW
Or Just Raw Dog It And Do Whatever The Hell You Want
Or Just Raw Dog It And Do Whatever The Hell You Want
Or Just Raw Dog It And Do Whatever The Hell You Want
PRONOUNS
PRONOUNS
Pronouns: Furion / That Guy
Pronouns: Furion / That Guy
Pronouns:
Furion / That Guy
Offers
Offers
#sell info like weed for undergrad students
#sell info like weed for undergrad students
No I won't reveal the sauce. All I can say is that with as little as one phrase I can give you a full f*cking offer that you can scale to 5, 6 or even 7 figures and finally buy yourself a cool car that you can flex on your ex girlfriend.
No I won't reveal the sauce. All I can say is that with as little as one phrase I can give you a full f*cking offer that you can scale to 5, 6 or even 7 figures and finally buy yourself a cool car that you can flex on your ex girlfriend.

VSL’s
VSL’s
#make VSLs great again
#make VSLs great again
These VSLs convert like Megan Fox telling you that she's home alone and lonely today. We put VSL copywriters to shame. I'm talking tears in the shower. "Ohh nooo, I hope my clients don't find out about Furion." - Sorry bro.
These VSLs convert like Megan Fox telling you that she's home alone and lonely today. We put VSL copywriters to shame. I'm talking tears in the shower. "Ohh nooo, I hope my clients don't find out about Furion." - Sorry bro.

Ads
Ads
#persuasive like a blondie with d cups
#persuasive like a blondie with d cups
Put it simply, I'm gonna give you Ads that look like they were written by a $50,000/mo copywriter on 70 mg of VyVanse. No fluff, no bullsh!t, just high-converting scripts.
Put it simply, I'm gonna give you Ads that look like they were written by a $50,000/mo copywriter on 70 mg of VyVanse. No fluff, no bullsh!t, just high-converting scripts.

Pages
Pages
#this is boring af, we got you tho
#this is boring af, we got you tho
Don't write your own sales pages. Seriously. Let me do it.
I've studied sales page copywriting THROUGHLY so you don't have to. I know the ins and outs. Let me take care of this. Go sip some Espresso Martini at the beach with a 10/10 by your side. I got this.
Don't write your own sales pages. Seriously. Let me do it. I've studied sales page copywriting THROUGHLY so you don't have to. I know the ins and outs. Let me take care of this. Go sip some Espresso Martini at the beach with a 10/10 by your side. I got this.

Upsells
Upsells
#99 probs but an upsell ain't one
#99 probs but an
upsell ain't one
I don't care if you're profitable in your core offer. Always try to MMM (MAKE MORE MONEY)
I'll come up with some sexy upsells for your funnel that'll make you AT LEAST 20% more revenue and make your bottom line look like young Margot Robbie with no panties in Wolf Of Wall Street.
I don't care if you're profitable in your core offer. Always try to MMM (MAKE MORE MONEY)
I'll come up with some sexy upsells for your funnel that'll make you AT LEAST 20% more revenue and make your bottom line look like young Margot Robbie with no panties in Wolf Of Wall Street.

Order Bumps
Order Bumps
#order bumps neither
#order bumps neither
MMM. We live and die by this shit. MAKE MORE MONEY. Upsells aren't enough. Throw some order bumps in this b!. Actually - not you - let ME do it. Just say the word and I've got you.
MMM. We live and die by this shit. MAKE MORE MONEY. Upsells aren't enough. Throw some order bumps in this b!. Actually - not you - let ME do it. Just say the word and I've got you.

Social Media Content
Social Media Content
#That doesn't suck
#That doesn't suck
Okay, want to be famous? No worries. I'm not here to judge. Let me help you out. Need videos scripts? Tweets? Social Media posts? I.GOT.YOU.
Okay, want to be famous? No worries. I'm not here to judge. Let me help you out. Need videos scripts? Tweets? Social Media posts? I.GOT.YOU.




Stick these ideas on the AI chat and let it create some BANGERS

🎙️ No more
8-hour podcasts
🎙️ No more
8-hour podcasts
🎙️ No more
8-hour podcasts
You don't need to listen to 3 entire podcasts to find 1 useful insight
You don't need to listen to 3 entire podcasts to find 1 useful insight
Throw any audio at FURION:
Throw any audio at FURION:
Extracts only the gold from the content
Extracts only the gold from the content
Transforms conversation into profit
Transforms conversation into profit
Generates killer campaigns
Generates killer campaigns
Makes your competitor look like a garage entrepreneur
Makes your competitor look like a garage entrepreneur
TAGLINE
TAGLINE
What would you do with extra weeks of life?
While others are stuck in endless revision cycles, you could be:
While others are stuck in endless revision cycles, you could be:

Launching 3 new products while the competition is still in the brainstorming phase
Launching 3 new products while the competition is still in the brainstorming phase

Testing 17 ad variations while your competitor is still deciding on a headline
Testing 17 ad variations while your competitor is still deciding on a headline

Dominating 5 different niches in the time it would take to conquer just one
Dominating 5 different niches in the time it would take to conquer just one

Enjoying Sunday with your family while FURION works for you
Enjoying Sunday with your family while FURION works for you
FEATURES
FEATURES
Check out what this beauty can do:
Check out what this beauty can do:
Check out what this beauty can do:
Think about it: what's your time really worth? No, seriously. What is it ACTUALLY worth?
Think about it: what's your time really worth? No, seriously. What is it ACTUALLY worth?
Think about it: what's your time really worth? No, seriously. What is it ACTUALLY worth?

COPY
COPY
Neural Copy Generator (The Almost Forbidden Kind)
Neural Copy Generator (The Almost Forbidden Kind)
Neural Copy Generator (The Almost Forbidden Kind)



ADS
ADS
Facebook Ad
that bleed money
Facebook Ad that bleed money
Facebook Ad that bleed money
Generate hundreds of ad variations so aggressive even DoorDash's CEO will weep with envy.
Trained With More Campaigns Than A Presidential Election
Wow, look at this. Ready to clean out your market like a congressional investigation? 👀
Generate hundreds of ad variations so aggressive even DoorDash's CEO will weep with envy.
Trained With More Campaigns Than A Presidential Election
Wow, look at this. Ready to clean out your market like a congressional investigation? 👀






INTUITIVE INTERFACE
INTUITIVE INTERFACE
🧠 Neural Interface
🧠 Neural Interface
While other AIs are playing at writing pretty paragraphs, FURION:
While other AIs are playing at writing pretty paragraphs, FURION:
Spits out headlines more addictive than Netflix binges
Spits out headlines more addictive than Netflix binges
Generates products that would make Shark Tank investors blush
Generates products that would make Shark Tank investors blush
Generates products that would make Shark Tank investors blush
Generates products that would make Shark Tank investors blush
tough choice
Your plan choices: The good, the great or the f*cking awesome
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Warrior
Warrior
Warrior
$197
$197
$197
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Apocalypse
Apocalypse
Apocalypse
$997
$997
$997
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Predator
Predator
Predator
$197
$197
$197
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Enterprise
Enterprise
Enterprise
$197
$197
$197
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Avatares dissecados
Avatares dissecados
Avatares dissecados
1
1
1
3
3
3
8
8
8
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
VSL’s / mês
VSL’s / mês
VSL’s / mês
2
2
2
5
5
5
30
30
30
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
TSL’s / mês
TSL’s / mês
TSL’s / mês
5
5
5
10
10
10
20
20
20
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Funis Completos
Funis Completos
Funis Completos
2
2
2
5
5
5
15
15
15
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Variações de copy / dia
Variações de copy / dia
Variações de copy / dia
50
50
50
100
100
100
500
500
500
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Combinações de Ads
Combinações de Ads
Combinações de Ads
200+
200+
200+
500+
500+
500+
1000+
1000+
1000+
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Ilimitado
Interface Neural
Interface Neural
Interface Neural
Básica
Básica
Básica
Completa
Completa
Completa
Avançada
Avançada
Avançada
Customizada
Customizada
Customizada
Análise comportamental
Análise comportamental
Análise comportamental
Modo Multiplayer
Modo Multiplayer
Modo Multiplayer
API Access
API Access
API Access
Custom
Custom
Custom
Suporte
Suporte
Suporte
Premium
Premium
Premium
VIP 24/7
VIP 24/7
VIP 24/7
Dedicado
Dedicado
Dedicado
PRICING
PRICING
Let me write killer copy in seconds. NOW. 👇
Let me write killer copy in seconds. NOW. 👇
Let me write killer copy in seconds. NOW. 👇



CHEAPEST
Warrior
Warrior
$197
Billed Annually
For those wanting to prove dominance
INCLUDES:
1 Dissected Avatar
2 VSLs per month
5 TSLs per month
2 Complete funnels
50 Copy variations/day
200+ Ad combinations
Email support






🔥 MOST POPULAR 🔥
Apocalypse
Apocalypse
$997
Billed Annually
The choice of digital predators who want a complete nuclear arsenal.
INCLUDES:
Create personas so detailed they resemble FBI investigations
Discover buying triggers deeper than reverse psychology
Find behavioral patterns more precise than DNA
Know EXACTLY what your market wants (and deliver double)
16 Long-form ads that print money
200+ Headlines more addictive than social media
30 Descriptions with higher CTR than celebrity gossip
2000+ Ad combinations to dominate your competition
24 Sets of hypnotic headlines
250+ Variations per set more potent than triple espresso
250+ Variations per set more potent than triple espresso
Headlines for sales pages that melt objections



BUSINESS
Predator
Predator
$197
Monthly Billed
For those wanting to prove dominance
INCLUDES:
3 Dissected Avatars
5 VSLs per month
10 TSLs per month
5 Complete funnels
100 Copy variations/day
500+ Ad combinations
Premium Support

GUARANTEE
GUARANTEE
Triple Total Domination Guarantee
Triple Total Domination Guarantee
Triple Total Domination Guarantee
If you don't:
If you don't:
INCREASE your revenue by 30% in 30 days CREATE a complete funnel in less than 1 hour IMPROVE your ad costs by 50%
INCREASE your revenue by 30% in 30 days CREATE a complete funnel in less than 1 hour IMPROVE your ad costs by 50%
We not only refund your money but also give you:
We not only refund your money but also give you:
+1 month of FREE access
2 hours of personalized consulting
+1 month of FREE access
2 hours of personalized consulting
[Yes, we're so confident we border on corporate insanity]
[Yes, we're so confident we border on corporate insanity]
FAQ
FAQ
Still have doubts? Furion will proudly destroy them!
Still have doubts? Furion will proudly destroy them!
Still have doubts? Furion will proudly destroy them!
Think about it: what's your time really worth? No, seriously. What is it ACTUALLY worth?
Think about it: what's your time really worth? No, seriously. What is it ACTUALLY worth?
What exactly is FURION AI?
What exactly is FURION AI?
What exactly is FURION AI?
What exactly is FURION AI?
What exactly is FURION AI?
Why does FURION destroy ChatGPT?
Why does FURION destroy ChatGPT?
Why does FURION destroy ChatGPT?
Why does FURION destroy ChatGPT?
Why does FURION destroy ChatGPT?
Are my data secure?
Are my data secure?
Are my data secure?
Are my data secure?
Are my data secure?






NUMBERS
NUMBERS
NUMBERS
Still here? Seriously?
While you’re reading this...
Still here? Seriously?
While you’re reading this...
Still here? Seriously?
While you’re reading this...
Campaigns were optimized
Campaigns were optimized
VSLs were generated
VSLs were generated
Million in sales were made
Million in sales were made
Traditional copywriters started updating their LinkedIn profiles
Traditional copywriters started updating their LinkedIn profiles
LAST CHANCE
LAST CHANCE
Last chance to dominate
Last chance to dominate
Last chance to dominate
If you've read this far, you have two options:
If you've read this far, you have two options:


Continue using 2020 tools


Evolve into a digital predator capable of automating all your effort.
Evolve into a digital predator capable of automating all your effort.
The choice is yours, but remember: While you decide, your competitors are already using FURION.
The choice is yours, but remember: While you decide, your competitors are already using FURION.
INTEGRATIONS
INTEGRATIONS
Connect Any Element
with ChatGPT, Claude or Deepseek
Connect Any Element
with ChatGPT, Claude
or Deepseek
Integrate content from top platforms like Youtube, TikTok and Instagram with the most advanced language models.
Integrate content from top platforms like Youtube, TikTok and Instagram with the most advanced language models.







Compare plans
Compare plans
Compare plans
Compare plans
Warrior
Warrior
Warrior
$197
$197
$197
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Apocalypse
Apocalypse
Apocalypse
$997
$997
$997
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Predator
Predator
Predator
$197
$197
$197
Billed Annually
Billed Annually
Enterprise
Enterprise
Enterprise
$197
$197
$197
Billed Annually
Billed Annually